The pictures came first
All Hail the Cone began with surreal, AI-generated images: a crowned astronaut capybara, a working banana, a pigeon executive, devoted robots and an orange cone. Their strange consistency suggested a place.
This is that place’s first public archive. The project is independently developed by marquezinii. The supplied artwork forms its visual foundation; its names, institutions and written continuity were developed for this edition.
The absurd does not need permission
Inside this universe, nobody is surprised that a banana has a job or that a pigeon runs Bread Operations. The humour comes from taking those responsibilities seriously.
The Cone remains a traffic cone. Explaining it completely would make the world smaller.
A long horizon
The archive can grow into stories, comics, animation, maps, games and community interpretations. This edition establishes a place to begin, not a list of promised releases.
Official continuity, tentative ideas and open experimentation each have a place.
Made in the open
The website and documentation are available in the official repository. Public source makes the project inspectable; licensing and contribution terms still apply.
Start wherever you like
Read the orientation, meet the central figures, wander through the visual archive or find your way to the community. There is no required order.
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